*Same imaginary, made up storybook character they call ‘god’

I choose to worship at the undying shrine of Harry Potter.

#TeamMuggle

Joke’s on all of them, there is no god.

Women should start cat calling men.

chubby chaser

#NotSoHumbleBrag

you should have wrote this on facebook, you would have gotten more likes.

What the hell are you talking about? This show is a hollow shell of what it once was. It’s forced and not at all funny anymore.

At least it seems like they are using that extra money saved on clarkson’s contract to increase the shoot budget of the show.

Leblanc is the only good part of the show now, I’ll be waiting for…

don’t blame weed, blame your shitty genetics.

What a fucking pussy.

#TeamBigBooty

HAHAH!

HAHAH!

He’s tone deaf, but not wrong.

No, you don’t need another $800 cell phone to replace you currently still working $800 cell phone.

Wait, don’t we criticize her because she’s a fucking moron that peddles lies on national TV?

Women are always trying to hold other women down.

He’s not wrong.

Canada doesn’t work like the US. You can’t just tweet at our leader and expect a response.

This is the best cock block of all time.

Tony Romo’s kid is somehow an even bigger bitch than he is.

Breaking news: Suits spinoff starring Gina Torres has been immediately cancelled.