If you were a muslim, you would open your fridge to strangers regardless of your own personal situation because it’s the human thing to do.

Or you could stop beating this dead horse and move on...

you’re not gonna ever be able to white knight this situation, just ignore the trolls.

Constance Who?

Well, it worked, we are aware she exists for 15 seconds...

there’s nothing fruity about fucking a man in the ass. its serious business.

Thanks for the pro tip!

Sounds kind of fun actually

No. They can’t. Or at least they shouldn’t.

Retard strength is real.

Why was a mentally disabled kid playing on a football team?

is this skyrim?

It doesn’t matter how rich he is, he will always be that little dweeb we used to shove into the locker.

Note to all the women out there, don’t go around putting your hands on people either.

WHUMP is such a satisfying sound to write out