more so street level Kinja

I wouldn’t call this a true peak though. More of a junior high.

Still the second least embarrassing Degrassi reference for Candians

I wanted you to be the first to know that I have purchased Gawker with my money and we will now exclusively publish incoherent ramblings about celebs, tech celebs, teens, tots, potato farmers, athletes, extreme athletes, desktop computers, shoes, and Poppe Culture, a senile former miner from Kentucky who got himself…

So long Waffle House doesn’t give up its aesthetic of half-burnt out 25w bulb lighting and how everything vaguely feels like it has a thin layer of congealed grease on it.

My grandfather plays harmonica as a hobby and now I want him to do a duet with Tim Kaine!

Nothing is more popular in a North Carolina bar than “wagon wheel.”

Well, this went great. Good talk!