If I hadn’t played the game I would be pretty tilted about the image, just sayin

Why do people always bring up “apple picking” as an alternative to watching football? Simmons does it too, but is that really a common event in people’s lives? I’ve never in my life gone apple picking or had anyone suggest that I do so. Maybe it’s a New England thing?

this is why I simply just shit in the handicapped parking spot.

My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.

After she bailed out her brother who raped a fucking 12 year old, his past deservedly latched onto hers. Fuck that. I love my brother to death but if he raped a 12 year old there ain’t no way in hell I’m gonna bail his ass out. Naaaaaaaaaaw.

“She took advantage of him.” Clearly you did not watch the scene. Or just have an agenda.

‘Help, I’ve been beaten and I can’t get up.'

A short list of things in the order I’d prefer to do them.

My little sister moved up from Chicago to Milwaukee and actually just got engaged to a Packers fan. He is just about the nicest guy in the world and is more than an overprotective brother could hope for in a brother in-law. He bought her a Rodgers jersey for Christmas last year and I now plan on making a scene at…

So we’re all in agreeance that this guy’s a fuckin nerd right?

It is the best one ever, and it’s not close.

The pic at the top is the current Pixel 2, and not what the article is about. 

I thought it was flawed, but entertaining with enough camp to sustain at least a sequel. They just needed to embrace more of the silliness, including more Bill Hader as Alpha 5 and less Elizabeth Banks chewing scenery.

LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!

Imagine having a job where you have to perform some mildly unpleasant tasks. I guess it’s lucky that I take great pleasure from every conference call I have to attend.

All that stuff makes meat loaf, not burgers

Well, I guess if his plan is to stockpile a bunch of games he clearly has no interest in so he can someday sign up for Plus and play them all, then Mission Accomplished. 

You got all that from this picture ?

The rounded screen edges is an atrocity

Both of these are great ideas, but I’m really partial to any solution that involves weaponized shellfish.