As a proud Towson graduate, I believe I speak on behalf of all alumni when I say “We have a swim team?”

I look forward to hearing about his career as an Uber driver.

Thank god the Cowboys are always hiring.

Especially considering many of the taxi drivers will be Muslim themselves

This is not a time for logic and thought, this is a time for PANIC AND ISLAMOPHOBIA OR OTHER PREJUDICE.

I said it over on Gawker, but it bears repeating: No religion has a monopoly on terrorism. Jews implemented it in Israel. Catholics developed most of the modern techniques employed today. Conservative Christians have carried it out here in the US. Atheists, Hindus, Buddhists and cults all around the world have…

“Obnoxious and despicable are better than boring.”

A few hundred users and...

Johari, girl, you my hero.

But I thought these kids were naive and stupid and couldn’t change anything. YOU LIED TO ME, COMMENTS SECTION.

Odd that such a tough, inspirational leader-badass looks so much like the most cowardly coward who ever cowered.

Goodell immediately opens an investigation into the Eagles’ players for violating the competitive spirit of the game, then tacks on a random fine on Kelce for saying something.

Two game suspension, loss of draft pick.

The funny thing is that this might happen. The NFL is rightfully so experiencing its slow slow decline.

Goodell immediately opens an investigation into the Eagles' players for violating the competitive spirit of the game, then tacks on a random fine on Kelce for saying something specific in a way that could possibly be connected to another player.

Everything is bigger in Texas. Things like the amount of completely disgusting bullshit you’ll let someone get away with if they’re good at football. Because Texas.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

As a black student at the University of Missouri, I can't tell you how amazing it has been to see how the athletic department and students of all colors coming together for this.

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I think “We have given Greg a second chance” admits that he did something wrong in the first place, and recognizing that he did something wrong but not punishing him or advocating any punishment undermines the notion that Jerry Jones and the Cowboys and The NFL take domestic violence seriously. They don't. Football…