Every pretentious twentythirtysomething critic thinks that writing lambasting a story about a guy writing a story—and “elevating” a genre by pointing out its clichés—is a stroke of genius

A lot of people I know have critiqued “A Cabin in the Woods” for similar issues but I never thought of it as snarky or smarmy. To me it was very much a love letter to the genre but also a call for horror movies to step up their game. It wasn’t so much a “this genre is corny and dumb” as “do better than a cabin in the…

Counterpoint: Torture porn is the nadir of real horror. There are actually good meta-horror movies (ie. Evil Dead 2, Cabin in the Woods). There are no good Saws/Hostels/Human Centipedes.

Ah yes.... the classic. The slippery slope of women voting, black people being counted as a full human being when they vote, black people being able to use the same fucking bathroom as me, interacial marriage, gay people being able to get married...such awful things. I’m more than glad to fly down that slope at full…

There’s more real love in this game than your entire hokey religion, you wizened, evil, old witch doctor.

You sound like an adult who has lived life bravely and has the scars to prove it. Some of these folks sound like children who would dissolve into a million pieces if their rainbow unicorn ice cream should never melt.

“I don’t have time” is universally understood shorthand for “I have taken on obligations that prevent me from being able to do this, whether by direct personal choice (I chose something incompatible), indirect choice (e.g., my school or career path temporarily or permanently reduces my free time forcing me to ration…

Can we all just agree that Skyfall is butt?

No, but NFL coaches have a secondary job, too—a scapegoat firing to save the GM's ass.

“HOW DARE YOU DO THE THING YOU ARE SPECIFICALLY PAID TO DO”

—Whiny motherfuckers commenting on a free website

It’s no different than the Olympics when they’re held in a country far away from your own; the live event plays at 3am or whatever and the results are posted all over the Internet almost immediately. In my opinion, demanding spoiler free coverage of live (or previously live) sports smacks of entitlement and even…

I mean, not to victim-blame, but seeing this footage....I kind of felt happiness when I saw his ass get laid out. Maybe that makes me a sociopath.

its always nice to see that even with all the cultural differences, Chelsea and Dynamo fans can find common ground

If someone had a gun there, there would’ve been multiple fatalities. I doubt anyone died due to this.

That’s the best looking Z3 body kit anyone has ever made.

Your opinion is objectively bad and you should feel ashamed.

So, basically, you made a dumb, misinformed post, and now you’re trying to make everybody else feel bad for pointing out exactly how dumb and misinformed you are. Cool. Whatever gets your rocks off, I suppose.

the only correct order is IV, V, VI, then the Red Letter Media feature-length reviews of the prequels

If they allow anti-brain cancer messages, they have to allow pro-brain cancer messages.

I mean, you’re not technically wrong. I just...really have a hard time finding any fucks to give. Dude was talking shit and clearly turned to confront a guy and talk more shit, hands out, female away. Again, not saying it’s right...just that if one Tommy Toughnuts actually punches the other Tommy, as you call them,…