No, it wasn’t. It was a couple of hours of boring garbage, wooden acting, and CGI, with a pretty fun light sabre fight near the end, bookended by more boring garbage.

You still order 2 beers at once. But with the time you save this way, you can do it more often.

Yeah, Lanny Poffo, who wrestled as The Genius.

No one will ever care about Cincinnati. Get over it.

Not true. You toss it aside, along with your gloves, when you win the Stanley Cup. Of course, this is Toronto’s mayor, so...

I really liked GTA4 and wish they would do more along those lines. I love dirty, depressing crime movies where no one wins in the end though.

Oh, I get it. You’re new here. Maybe go look up the Vancouver Stanley Cup riots. Yes, plural.

Whoa really? Even the Vita has that.

These are literally the whiniest fans in the league we’re talking about. Just be thankful they didn’t set anything on fire over this tweet.

Yeah, it actually was. The Stanley Cup riot in 1994 set the stage for the 2011 riot, where some people showed up ahead of time with ski masks and shirts that said “I came for the riot”. And, of course, the city of Vancouver, knowing what happened last time, made sure the streets were as full of drunk Canucks fans as…

Reagan Youth? Like, the band?

You get all pissy that someone may not like Pewdiepie (without even understanding that wasn’t who he was talking about), and then you accuse them of being aggressive?Do you huff paint fumes or something?

I had a friend like this too. It was hilarious when he’d get into IRC fights. I never saw anyone type as fast as he did when he was mad.

A Yankees fan complaining about underachieving. Get the fuck outta here.

Neo-Riverdale is about to E-X-P-L-O-D-E

The size of the Vita memory card makes this basically impossible. It’s barely bigger than a microSD. You’d be more likely to see something like an R4 for the cartridge slot than a memory card adaptor.

No, nobody thinks it’s real unless they’re under 7 years old. This isn’t 1983, dipshit. The WWE and virtually every other wrestling company have been very open about how fake it is for decades now. This is just you being a trolly asshole trying to make yourself seem smarter and better than some people who like a thing…

People are a lot more eager to file lawsuits these days than they were in the territorial era.

Here, we have the crybaby Cardinals fan in his natural environment: an article that has nothing to do with the Cardinals, whining about some imaginary slight.

I’m really not looking forward to balding, since I have psoriasis on my scalp and shaving my head will expose how gross it looks.