I fucking hate this guy. BTW sign this petition!

May he never find gainful employment or respect.

How in the world can they get away with this?

This whole thing is just like this horrifying concoction of white privilege, male privilege, rape culture, and misogyny.

You should apologize for this, and also all the other times you’ve cried sweet tears on these posts.

Sounds like it’s making you mad online.

It’s gone beyond funny; it’s become transcendent. When I come around to checking the baseball scores at night, I always keep an eye out for the Cardinals score just so I’ll know if I have this to look forward to. Deadspin has made baseball great again.

You’re right. It’s fuckin’ hilarious.

Yea. Purposely not calling someone by their desired name takes away all kinds of agency. My blood is boiling.

Cubs won their 39th game. Now 39-15

Good question. Have you asked it before? Have you been able to get an answer? Keep us posted.

Massively unsatisfying

Before anybody asks, no this will not ever get old.

Of course Sale now refers to the game simply as Paper-Scissors, ever since the loss of his rock, Drake LaRoche.

The kidnappers agreed to donate 10% of any ransom to Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

The rescue team:

Worth noting: they announced it at 7pm ET on the Friday night of Memorial Day weekend.

Bet a DH doesn’t get hit in the face with this pitch.

Adam LaRoche will still be my favorite sports baby.