Yeah, but Abe did it with a bit more panache.

I am a person of fairly average intelligence and guile.

That’s what I was wondering, is the money taxable when you take it out? If so what’s to stop me from saying I was pregnant, starting a savings account, then saying, oops miscarriage?

Ummm... How is this going to be policed to prevent tax fraud?

“This bill cuts provisions for children once they’re born,” Matsui said. “It eliminates some childcare benefits, it eliminates the adoption credit, it makes cuts in education benefits, and a whole host of other things that families need.”

Never Forget:

Your description reminds me of Tiny Attorney from Venture Brothers.

This is stupid, no doubt.

Does he realize 4 of his 5 children are born to immigrant mothers?

Well that escalated quickly...

Obviously you’re basic because you’re not gifting your family pendants snatched from the local artisan fair that contain mass produced beads and shitty stones.

My uncle and his family immigrated from Syria over 30 years ago. He became a chief level administrator of a major university. His eldest brother got 2 PhDs and taught as an adjunct professor in his spare time. The other sibling are similarly successful.

So, end the program that allowed my husband’s family to move here when he was a child. Got it. I always hate this man and everything he stands for, but it’s extra fun sometimes to be reminded of the ways in which my family is everything he hates.

You just bragged about how basic your wife and daughters are...

Nothing like the President publicly stating a suspect should get the death penalty before he’s even had a hearing to ensure a fair trial.

ISIS doesn’t need to sneak people into this country to do harm. All they need is an internet connection to find people to radicalize. The only thing travel/immigration bans will do is make it easier for Bob the redneck cousinfucker in Bumblefuck Patch, Alabama to be even more racist. With the growing normalization of…

My first year out of college, a saleswoman at a high end department store (where I was running an errand for my dragon lady boss) told me to marry a very rich man, get a payday, divorce him and then marry for love later in life.

I was in boxing for most of elementary through high school. I was told frequently that boys don’t like athletic girls, let alone girls that could beat them up.

Always let the boys win.