Did you guys read? What he’s saying is that 3-5 was her number during the period of time that they knew each other before they started seeing each other. He’s still obviously letting these numbers and their perceived meaning get in the way of what, otherwise, sounds like a pretty healthy thing, but he’s being at least…

Pithy, cutting, incisive comment that completely misses that Ask Dr. Nerdlove has been an ongoing feature of Kotaku for the last few years.

I going to add red shirt dude to my collection. These two brothas sum up my feelings lately.

The red shirt dude...that reaction is four feelings in one face.

this screenshot said it all. I am all of these expressions.

Isn’t that the thing though? It’s not the act of doing it with some rando, it seems like he gets a thrill out of the potential taboo-ness of the whole thing.

I’m trying to decide how much of my “lock him up and throw away the key” reaction is based on what a gross pig monkey predatory piece of shite he is and how much is based on my anger over his fucking up the election.

Pence is in at least the obstruction of justice up to his eyebrows too. And remember, Manafort pushed for Pence to be VP:

Right now, part of me wants to make this mistake.

Nah, Putin will let this play out. It works in his favor. He obviously is not getting the goodies he wanted, and Trump has proved an incredibly poor vessel to promote his goals. Therefore, his secondary goal is to weaken the US in particular and democracy in general. How better to do that than to let it come out…

Unless he’s busted by the state of New York. POTUS has no power to pardon state charges, only Federal crimes. If he’s arrested on say, a flight crossing New York state and taken to NYC and arraigned there, now he’s looking at a one-way trip to Riker’s Island.

I will love him forever if he gives incriminating evidence on Ivanka.

Well then. I think he’s gotta to flip on Trumples lest he find himself mysteriously vanished by Putin’s witness-removal squad. I say bleed him dry for info, then try him for treason. Oh, and promise him a plea deal, break the promise, and laugh.

“I’m a wife and a mom”

I WAY prefer the term penisi for multiples. I shall try to work it into my conversations as soon as I can.

And Camel cigarettes! With the man with hands on his back and....

I live in a large city, which means my child sees penis graffiti on a regular basis. He also is the proud owner and uncoordinated operator of an actual penis. I assume he will draw many penisi* in his lifetime. This is not a big deal 🙄.

Everyone rips off Disney...

God, how I wish I could feel comfortable in these sorts of things. They got me good, though, from early on, and I can’t even dress sexy when I’m alone. How do you undo a lifetime of being made to feel disgusting and repulsive for not being thin??