burntmytoest
BurntMyToest
burntmytoest

Seriously, what is it with this administation and out of touch douchebags with punchable faces? Bannon, Stephen Miller, the dearly departed Mooch and now Mnuchin.

1. I’m a New Yorker, and I can assure you I gave a shit about the eclipse. To wit, what seemed like the entirety of my office building was up on top of the beautiful roof deck we have overlooking the east river to watch it

Challenged on what legal grounds?

It’ll be challenged and most likely thrown out by the Supreme Court. Gorsuch and the other conservative judges can’t have California and others exercising their states rights to try and expose Trump’s criminal activities.

Would it really matter in 2020?

My first thought on this was isn’t this illegal. I feel like growing up lots of kids sat through the pledge for religious reasons and no one batted an eye.

Every damn time my husband goes for a shit, I have to tell him beforehand to courtesy flush, and then have to scream across the house while he’s in there to courtesy flush. It’s like... I can smell your fetid asshole from the other end of the house, how the fuck aren’t you dying in there?!

If people courtesy flush where I’m living, where I have to take 2 minute showers at the MOST because there is never enough water and we have to save it, I would want them kicked out of the house. Smell sucks but it’s not worse than not having water.

I would agree with you but under drought time and seeing all those comments about people courtesy flushing, I have less of a problem with somebody bothering someone that with people wasting water. Like I remember there was a time that the water level were in danger of going below functioning potential where I lived

It’s called Poo Pourri, and their ads are absolutely HY-STER-I-CAL. Check ‘em out on YouTube. I’m talking piss your pants hiliarious.

There are small purse size ones. I like the original citrus. Especially good because after my husband had his gallbladder out, it was pretty much like chemical warfare after he was done

If you’re not shitting at work, you’re just leaving money on the table.

After an “incident” in the bathroom in kindergarten, I went like 12 years without taking a shit in a public toilet. Then I lived in dorms for a semester in college and we only had one shared bathroom per floor and I got over that pretty quick. Now I try to time it so I can shit at work whenever possible. Might as well

my workplace is all single occupant, gender agnostic bathrooms...so the pressure is off - i can, and do, linger until the deed is done. and while i can understand the occasional you do know you are supposed to flush the toilet bowl liners, right? moments, i will never be comfortable with the glasses of water, soda and

Yes yes and yes.

I was about to say MEN DO THIS TOO!!!

Consider your male colleagues. Do you think they hesitate to shit in public restrooms?

Also, courtesy flush. There’s no reason to let your poop linger in the bowl, stinking up the joint. Flush as soon as you poo, people!