Indeed! Seems a little unfair to literature and art though. I'd have just used words and pictures.

Jane Fonda certainly seemed to enjoy the only camera time she'll get for another decade. Watch the act Jane, watch the act.

Scientology.

Dang, I'm going to buy all of those up because everyone will want to be Left Shark for Halloween

Dear Ms. Perry,

Man, her lawyer is being a real Right Shark about this.

Ironically, the ideal shape for both "I hate Jesus" and "I love Jesus" cakes is a crucifix.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

This has me wondering if post-partum mania is a thing. Heck, I've met a woman who was seemingly high on the hormone rush of being pregnant; the idea that someone would be high on new baby seems quite possible.

I'm in the "there's no such thing as too sensitive" camp (but do believe you can be too insensitive). Maybe it helps to think that many of the things we fret over are ones our kids won't even remember or care about when they're older (or maybe not). Either way, kudos for caring so much—just don't let it drag you down.

Rest in Booyah.

It's like the White House held a meeting and said, "Alright, guys, we need a silly, not newsworthy story that is still irresistible to the media that makes the president look like he not only is a tone deaf snob who thinks the little people are beneath him, but also makes him look like he hates the troops and…

Well you've certainly come to the right place to be judged for your personal parenting choices. Have a seat; someone will be right with you!

So... Can we name the baby South West? Or is Kanye gonna be mad if we do?

You're probably right. 200 years from now Futuristic Dudebros will still be like, "You say you were raped, but in 2014 that girl wasn't entirely truthful, remember? MY GENDER STILL SUFFERS!"

I see what you did there...... It needs more Colonel Angus!

Counterpoint: We all needed to see the Bob's Burgers porn.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SHUT IT DOWN.