You are going to catch hell from the Noodlekind Alliance.

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while I appreciate your sarcasm, the woman is a shopaholic and buys things all the time with no idea or intention of who the recipient is. Then she finds stashes of stuff and mails it to whoever she can think of. I don't need to feel grateful for being someone's garbage disposal.

I am thrilled they are not available in women's as logic as defying as that is. Prevents my MIL from buying me a pair. My daughters are probably not so lucky. That woman loves everything Komen, and will not be dissuaded by facts.

It's not, because Tom's smile doesn't look like that (not feral enough). But maybe this was pre-Xenu days?

The seven wonders shiz was really stupid, but it had a kick-ass ending. If you're one for comeuppance, that is.

They'll felafel in the morning.

The thing is, it's so normal! The labor nurse even tells you when you start pushing to bear down like you are pooping.

There was no such thing as water to me. There was only Clearly Canadian.

I'm not even finishing the article before I post, because I gotta know WHERE CAN I FIND DELICIOUS THIN CRUST TACO PIZZA?!? I have been known to plan vacations around these things so make with the info please!

The "LA" Angels of Anaheim.

They want to move the A's to San Jose as well, but it's not flying with the league. Not quite sure why, the Angels are going full LA with no Anaheim in the name next year. It takes an hour at least to drive from LA to Anaheim depending on traffic, and isn't there some other legendary baseball team in LA? I know this…

it was the kind of arcade games that gave out tickets you could exchange for toys like Chuck E. Cheese. And she didn't go to the bathroom until we were eating. There was literally no where else to go except the street. So I should have checked to make sure they have a changing table before I order food every place I…

Seems like everyone here is a one armed bionic diaper changing machine that would be willing to put an infant on a shit covered floor. When my daughter was a baby I visited with friends. We walked a mile to a local pizzeria, it was so kid friendly it had arcade games. But no changing station. I asked the employees…

I'm alright, don't nobody worry about me

I looked on Facebook, Twitter and Yelp and can find no one with whom I can make a stink. How can I register my disapproval? Subway disgusts me so voting with my dollars isn't an option.

I live in Orange County, CA after being raised on White Castle in the mid-west. I have taken every visitor I have had to In and Out after declaring their burger superiority. After reading this I discovered the Habit was less than 2 miles away. I had it for the first time last night. I don't know whether to thank you…

I went to high schol with Paige Davis when she was still Mindy. She had quite the reputation. It was a performing arts schol, so we were all kind of slutty and incestuous, but she was on a different level entirely.

Loved the book, even the ending. Couldn't wait for the movie. Until they announced Ben Affleck as the male lead. Sad trombone sound.

Me too! I loved the ending. I thought it maintained the tone of the book. Plus, as much as that woman is crazy nut balls, I kind of liked that she "won". And, no, I'm not going to lose sleep over some fictional child being raised by a monster.