Is "enchanted evenings • event ends in change" a reference to losing your virginity on prom night?

This article is written so passive aggressively that I have to wonder if the author has a vendetta against dance teams or something. I genuinely feel for the dance team coach. When I was a kid, they would blindfold us and pass around cold spaghetti and tell us it was brains during Halloween. The point being that…

We should stop giving these videos the time of day. As this article says, "if everything sucks [or doesn't adhere to the laws of time/matter/space - my edits], why care about movies at all?" http://thedissolve.com/features/expos…

I think I speak for everyone: Fuck cyclists!

Hopefully we can get something as shiny as this gem, from Brian Shaw:

MR. SWIRLY NOOOOOOOOOO

"...it seems like Jewish bigots get a pass the rest of us just don't get." Wow that was fucking offensive next you will be ranting about how Jews control the world, she does not get a pass because she is Jewish she gets a pass because is white.

I was going to defend her, but then I heard she has normative gender views.

Dude you need to lay off the US soccer quality pessimism kool-aid!

Unless you're just still writing like this because (like many people I cheer with) you're scared that if we start actually believing the US is good they'll stop being good, in which case I kind of believe/agree with you and please keep writing these…

And now that they're safely through, it's finally kosher to state what we all, deep in our hearts, know to be true. They backed into the knockout rounds.

Fuck that. Where's crispy M&Ms??

Hed just paint them as they pounded on the walls and what not. I think I may have lit a shed on fire for a little variety in the paintings.

I had a Sim that would trap people I n his house and paint them as they died, and placed the painting behind their urn... After 3or 4 of these were completed and I was like I should get out more.

The US filtering Ghana to the left was by design; none of the crosses played in by Atsu were dangerous. There's plenty to be concerned about in the sense that we gave away possession too cheaply, but I think you're way, way overstating the Ghanaian game plan.

I understand that the US was mostly outplayed last night. But why exactly do US fans need to dial up maximum pessimism after every damn match?

"Having closely followed his career for 12 years now, this much I know to be true: Pitbull does not deserve the amount of hate he gets."

Probably because she's a lesbian

It already has.

You start by saying "you're not asking for competitive balance" and then proceed to make no case whatsoever that I'm not. The system that you propose— which you know would never, ever happen in the NBA, ever— would not guarantee competitive balance at all.