Mostly because Bob Bradley shouldn't have been fired in the first place.

A lot of veterans don't understand this bullshit either. Because it's bullshit.

Well, you WERE spot-on about this, so I'll take this entire piece as gospel.

I'll tell you, man, that slow-motion annual collapse just keeps getting slower and slower everyday. Unreal.

Well hey, maybe don't project unfair shit onto your husband.

shut up Bryn Mawr. no one likes you anyway.

Yes, but their wealth has no "self-support" involved. They don't pay for their health insurance (a huge boon with a family that size, literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and a benefit of his single term as an Arkansas state legislator that he makes no attempt to hide is the only reason he ran for…

I was always wondered what Rob McElhenney did when not filming for Always Sunny.

Darren Rovell brings his own whistle to the beach, so he can notify the lifeguards if there's any horseplay.

You know who else outlawed jokes and laughter? The Nazis.

I used to work with Matt at that station. He told me that, shortly after he arrived at the station, he timed out how many seconds it took him to run from the weather wall to the station's basement so that he could stay on the air until the last possible second. Really dedicated guy.

nopenopenope!! Strictly Ballroom is the best of his flicks!! I will defend that view until my dying day!!

I had a huge knock-down-drag-out with my ex about overpopulation when she wanted to watch that atrocious 19 Kids and Counting or whatever the fuck they call that Fertile Myrtle show. I said it was outlandish and completely irresponsible to have that many children, and she countered with "yeah, but they take care of…

My parents didn't let me have anything Disney as a kid, so of course I never went to the Disney parks. My best friend's family in high school thought that was an absolute crime so they took me to Disney World for my 18th birthday. HORRIBLE.

I've always been proud that I have never set foot in any Disney related theme park.

I have a few observations of Barbara Winfrey - she was an assistant principal at my high school.

"Pardon my apparently stupid question"

Just stop typing if you're going to begin with that.

Redemption doesn't mean pretending it didn't happen. Redemption is the fact that he's no longer in jail and is playing Major League Baseball. Redemption doesn't mean that people don't have the right to talk about it, and it certainly doesn't mean that somebody has the right to dictate whether other people talk about…

Did the user really need to "read" this piece to draw that conclusion? Your anti-MLS credentials were (rather famously) established a few weeks ago.