Which is why I re-named everyone on my team to their (not really) real-life equivalent. Cmon, that was necessary.

Oh shut the fuck up. Seriously.

Stop it - this isn’t old school baseball stuff, this is “everybody hates Carlos Gomez” stuff. Seriously. Fuck that guy.

Heeeey, nice little hint of anti-Semitism in your comment. Makes you sound a lot like him.

Do you....need.......healing?

Yeah man, why should we care that dude may have raped someone? Fuckin SJWs, caring about rape and stuff. So lame.

Great article. “Boston fan gloats”.

Yeah man, poor guy’s life has been destroyed. Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the rich NFL coach!?!

No, it’s not in any way the same. At all.

You’re not smart :(

Dude, you’re trash.

No one played this game more than me. No one. God damn I love this. Almost brings a tear to my eye.

“Let me know if the Yankees ever beat the Astros in the playoffs.”

Wait - why are we just assuming Bauer is full of shit? He’s an asshole, but there’s something fishy with how every pitcher who goes to Houston drastically improves.

Holy shit. This is premium commenting.

Hot take, Sox fan.

I had a very clear moment. I got a work email during an episode and got distracted, but let the episode keep playing. After a few minutes I looked up and it hit me that this guy (forgot his name) was walking around the zombie apocalypse with a fucking tiger and I realized that I was completely done with this show.

Cool story.

I think he’s been good. Oh well.

Hey look, it’s Derren Brown’s biggest fan.