I’ll just keep saying it forever, I guess: that Varitek “mush” was a win for A-Rod. First of all, Varitek starts a fight while wearing a fucking mask. Second, A-Rod actually has him in a chokehold and is working on a bodyslam when they get surrounded by other players. Enough with the BS storyline - as a Yankees fan…

The best part on this interview was the fact that she basically said “Wow it was really cool to have some actual competition for once”, only in a totally polite and sincere way.

That’s a tennis ball. This is stupid.

And this is why you don’t make self-hating jokes. Nice.

This is the hottest of the hot takes. Wow.

Meh.

AC forever. I know there’s nobody left at Turbine that worked on AC, but still.

Nothing on Earth is more overrated than In-N-Out.

Sounds like someone was a fan of sticky melee. Darktide was horrifying for us carebears, but every once in a while my friends and I would roll a new character there and try to survive as long as we could. Being a Level 1 on DT after it was well-established was absolutely ridiculous. Just brutal.

Was so fucking pumped up when I got into the AC2 closed beta. What a disappointment.

Oh man. I could go on and on. I was also anti-macro at first, but eventually it became clear that the only way to actually reach a high level was to be in an XP Chain (also pretty lame) or macro. It was just a flaw in the game design - the only way to get XP was to grind, and eventually that grind became impossible to…

Starred for mentioning AC. Will always be in my heart.

The real question is: Why Mountain Dew?

You suck then :)

God, shut up.

Thanks! I work out.

This is bullshit. His game is simply the steroids that he takes. He’s an arrogant douche. His opinions suck. Fuck Novak Djokovic forever, and fuck this article for trying to make people think otherwise.

If it makes you feel better, he was only called up because Chandler is hurt.

Drake’s music is garbage, and this post is a waste of time. Hooray!

This is the same old Millenial shit, all over again. Do a better job finding candidates, idiot.