Red Sox fans are sad. Nobody cares about shit like this.

I hear you....but really? “Records are awesome”? Does anyone give a fuck about the three pointers made in a game record?

Thank you for admitting it. People with kids are the fucking worst.

Seriously, he’s like the anti-Gus Johnson. He clearly does his homework, but shit, to me, he comes off as utterly joyless.

So....am I the only one who can’t stand Tirico? Anybody else wanna rip on him with me?

Groan.

Wow. Tab Ramos, huh? OK.

Yeah, as a Giants fan and Washington hater, I want them to own this. There’s absolutely no reason not to.

I thought it was a decent pun.

WOW.

It’s so fucking real. High school: skipped class, hooked up, she realized she was gonna be late and had to get back, so we suddenly stopped and I drove her back to school. By the time we got there, I was in FUCKING AGONY.

...what?

This is offensive. Calling me a Red Sox fan is way way WAY over the line.

Nah. They’re not good. Helps that they started with the winless Twins. Have fun being disappointed, though.

Can’t wait to see Camden Yards full of arrogant bandwagon fans in May and empty in September. Classic Orioles.

No. Absolutely not. I’m a big fan of “dinger”, but wow, “donger” is fucked up. “Slapped a massive donger” is the worst four words I’ve ever seen. Cease and desist. Immediately.

Exacerbates. Not exasperates.

Get over the ticketing shit. Seriously.

Yup. Video is way better because he turns around at the last second and has an “Awwww MANNNN” reaction.

It’s not that you didn’t click it, it’s that you briefly touched it while scrolling, and for some reason, that fucking ad breaks all mobile conventions. A tap/drag for scrolling isn’t supposed to register as a click, but for that stupid fucking ad, it does. Every time.