We don't tell you to restart because we enjoy it. We do it because it fixes a HUGE percentage of problems and PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING DO IT ON THEIR OWN.

I hate to do this, but I have to. Women: Bethenny Frankel is your creation. Only you have the power to stop her. I can provide moral support, but we need women on the front lines of this fight. Please - it's not too late.

Shockingly, I DID emo out to this song when it was released, over some teen angst shit. It was exceedingly lame and now that I just listened to the song again I can't believe how terrible it is. I'm ashamed.

This article is embarrassing.

Huge Giants fan. Can you tell your teammates to stop fumbling and generally making mistakes? Thanks.

...Ouch? So you're saying that you're supposed to stop liking music after a certain amount of time passes? Just shut the fuck up, you've already proven yourself to be an elitist douche and you're likely to just spew some more worthless horseshit.

Good one. You're an idiot.

I'm sorry your taste got shitty. Sublime is and was not awful.

40 Oz. to Freedom IS a fantastic album, though I concede not the best of all time. Everyone loves self-titled, and understandably so, but 40 Oz. is IMO the best Sublime album.

I'd just like you to know that 98.7 WMZQ is a local country station here in MD. So that fits perfectly.

Please stop talking. I mean, you're clearly not a smart person and your prose is painful to look at, so for that reason alone you should shut the fuck up. But it turns out you also have nothing useful to attempt to say. So stop it permanently. Thanks.

It's not a competition and you sound like a fucking bigot. Check yourself, dude.

How is it a legitimate argument? I think you know that it isn't, but I can't tell.

Oh god, shut the fuck up.

I'm just baffled as to how you find nitpicking funny. Maybe if people consistently hate these awful videos, you guys should stop rushing to post them as soon as they're created?

No. No no no. These videos are TERRIBLE. I don't even care that you're insulting a movie that I enjoy - STOP POSTING THESE HORRIBLY UNFUNNY VIDEOS! PLEASE!!

This is ridiculous logic. You've seriously never been on a train that was nearly empty, late at night or at an odd time? I said I don't do this when it's crowded nor did I ever say I'd sit "spread eagle", so please don't project shitty behavior on me.

Maybe not in front of you. I have hangers too - it feels good to spread out and unstick them cause they're allllllways sticking. If he's being honest, he'll probably tell you that. I love that you're trying to tell me how my body is, by the way. Whether you like it or not, it's more comfortable for me to sit with my…

Right - I'm not saying it's a right that men have. But I also don't think it's fair to complain about situations like the one in the picture where there's plenty of space for spreading. Obviously I can see why this one was posted because that's pretty extreme, but the complaining becomes over the top to me if it's not…

There's no excuse for the dude in the picture, but I'm just here to say it's more about the balls than it is the dick. I have ample sack and if I don't have a little bit of spread, it sticks to my legs and gets uncomfortable. I can deal with it and usually do, but if there's plenty of space it does feel good to spread…