"Clark and Hoover started selling tricked-out Apple TVs as if they were drugs."

As far as I'm concerned, shut the fuck up.

OK. But now who the hell pitches next year? I'd be more into it if he wasn't a free agent after next season. It's hard to see the Sox being contenders next year, and if they aren't, this ends up being a waste.

Not sure why people think Cespedes is so good, other than being a recognizable name. He's got some pop and a good arm, but is pretty terrible when it comes to getting on base. I think I would've taken prospects.

...what? You carry it around in your hand at all times? That's totally insane. My phone is in my pocket all day, every day.

Meh. Not ready to complain yet. Two titles is still good enough for me.

Who cares about Jets fans? Giants fans don't have any issue with Brady. We have no reason to - he's never really hurt us before.

This is one of the most laughable and ridiculous things anyone has ever said. Clearly, you don't like New York, and that's your (very questionable) opinion. But wow your thoughts on pizza couldn't be more worthless.

The fuck?? You're complaining about passable soft serve from a fast food joint!? What the hell is wrong with you? Clearly it's not as good as actual soft serve but for the speed, price, and availability it's a fucking miracle.

Holy shit. Who the fuck are the two of you, anyway? These two comments are just utterly pathetic. I weep for your shitty lives. Well, no, I don't, because I don't care about you at all. In conclusion, nobody fucking cares that you don't like George Clooney. Shut up.

I went to high school with Utkarsh. He's always been very talented and it's not at all surprising that he's becoming more and more successful, but it's still really fun to see. Hope he blows up even bigger.

Wooooooooooow. Are you going to pretend that you're not a huge bigot? Because you're a huge bigot.

I encourage you to go back and read this thread. The tremendous suck that infects all of your posts really makes them stand out from the rest, so congratulations. No one agrees with you, yet you seem to think it's the opposite. Fun for me, embarrassing for you.

Honestly.....

Perfection.

You feel bad for them? Jesus Christ, shut up.

You should be sorry. Shameful stuff.

For the life of me, you suck. :(

Again, I'm certainly not. I'm making on observation. And with that, I'm done with you.

It's not an assumption. Your reaction to this is way beyond anyone else's, including these mysterious people who are genuinely upset. You care more than anyone else, that's all I'm saying. It's cute, really.