...Who is crying over this? You're more worked up than anyone.

Dude. Shut up. You're an embarrassment.

You're an idiot.

Dude, you're my soulmate. Crispy M&Ms are why we're on Earth. They're worth the hideous cost to import them because they bring love to the world.

This is an embarrassing post.

Cool. We're all so glad you chose to share this with us.

You're wrong. He was fantastic, and your opinions on soccer are officially worthless.

Yeah, no. Pitbull just sucks and those pants look ridiculous. I think that's all there is to it.

Hilarious. It's like you think if you say it, it's true. You're fascinating. Extremely stupid, but fascinating.

Hahaha, no. Your assumptions are, of course, incorrect. Because you're fucking useless.

Your sense of humor is shit.

Holy shit shut the fuck the up. You're going on and on and on and everything you say is pure nonsense. Why must the stupidest people talk the loudest and most often? I honestly hope you get killed by a pitbull.

You're dumb.

I can't believe you're such a miserable douche.

You're really enjoying coming onto an American website and shitting all over as many stupid Americans as you possibly can, aren't you? Unfortunately, it's a fucking pathetic thing to do. Shut the fuck up.

You dismissing my comment means jackshit. You proudly declaring that you dismissed it is just pathetic. I feel bad for you.

Not sure who you mean, Michael Bradley or Tim Howard? I'm sure that's what you meant and weren't making a stupid uninformed comment about Donovan, right?

Cool. Nobody cares what you think.

You're an idiot.

OK. This was pretty bad. Like many high school kids, my friends and I wanted to do DXM. We were all over Erowid, learning about the "plateaus" and deciding which one we wanted to try for. We obviously had no idea what we were doing. After a few failed attempts using Robitussin, a kid we knew managed to come up with…