I’m a little unhappy I had to go grey for standing up for “whitey.” Not the hill I wanted to die on :)

“I’m taking it one step at a time and not expecting anything,” he says. As far as going public with his long-held secret? “I’m at the age where I really don’t care. Since I hit 40, I don’t care what people think or do.”

I love the boss name drop. Even if they know the “boss’s” name they are pretty much never friends. You know how the boss’s friends get deals when they get them? By talking to the boss - their friend - and having it arranged directly through them. Not trying to con the person that has no authority (or maybe does, but…

I don’t think so. I had been going to this Italian restaurant for my birthday for years for ONE dish. Last year literally the day before, they changed the menu and my thing was no longer there. It was the same chef tho so they made it. As long as you don’t throw a fit...

Gastric bypass recovery is a special sort of hell. I can't get behind laughing at this. You're forced to go back to work too early most of the time, your bowels revolt, and you feel awful. That's if everything went well. My dad made it 6 weeks post op vomiting hourly before he had a stroke. You're a second class…

People who must do something drastic to save their lives, or people who have been bullied, harassed, socially shunned enough to hate their bodies. That's who.

As if we needed to make another case against Jersey... Bologna and overcooked egg on a hamburger bun is not “an awesome breakfast” that I “have to try.” Good one, Jersey.

So a few years ago a doctor refused to even listen to me about, let alone treat me for, chronic GI issues because, at 50-60 lbs. overweight, he claimed I was too fat to actually have a problem. I should have gone to another doctor, absolutely, but I was deeply embarrassed and poor and I didn’t want to spend more money…

There are definitely some major drawbacks. Not only the dumping syndrome, but B12 deficiency, not to mention that it doesn’t always work.

What the fuck? The more I hear about gastric bypass, the more macabre it sounds. A) who would elect to do this to themselves; B) what medical community approved this as an acceptable medical practice. I feel in a few years, we’ll be talking about this the way we talk about the Aztecs drilling holes in the heads of…

Those Louboutin lipsticks (and nail polishes) make me roll my eyes so fucking hard. It’s just such a blatantly obvious cash-in on their dumb overhyped label, rather than a legit attempt to extend the brand into a new niche with products of commensurate quality. But then I guess I’m biased, because I find the brand and…

I worship at the altar of Temptalia daily.

My eyes look barely open in pictures. Makeup experts are constantly telling us how to make our eyes larger, which seems to be the default desired look. And they also tend to advise against lining the lower lid because it makes our eyes appear even smaller. Whatever. I half-heartedly rebel against this.

Who the fuck is starring this butthole and got him out of the grays?

Too young to remember? You think there are a lot of 8 year olds reading Jezebel or something?

I agree and I don’t know why everyone is so up in arms about it. Maybe I was a sheltered 5 year old, but I wouldn’t have put 2 and 2 together about surgery costing money. A toy I wanted, sure, but not beyond that. Also the dollars- wait- no, cents thing screams “contrived story for shock value”

I don’t doubt the money part, I doubt the desire for surgery part. It requires a degree of general self awareness and knowledge of gende concepts that five year olds don’t possess.

Lying is unattractive.

I know I read it, still doesn’t make sense that gender reassignment is what she is saving for at 5.