For the record, this was not a walk-in. This is a good friend of mine, and we had been talking about the cover-up for months. The "I'm sorry" idea was hers. Initially, we had a few other ideas of stupid things to have pointing at the original tattoo, which she got when she was 18, and wasn't thinking about the…

I know, right? She'll post her general shitty/funny work and then BAM! Amazing portrait.... She's probably the most interesting tattoo artist I've ever seen and I'm bummed that THIS is how most Jezzies are discovering her. Gettin' all Jez/Lena Dunham on her.... *shakes head*

ETA: Oh good... Since I'm out of the grey,…

I'm no expert on plumbing, but, um, seriously? You actually believe that the toilet is plumbed into an entire separate sewage system than the rest of the house's wastewater output? Really? You honestly believe that we have a whole third set of pipes so that poo water doesn't mix with shower water?

Not true! All your waste water goes to the same place. A septic tank is a rural thing, for those of us not connected to city water. We have personal septic tanks, dug on our properties, and we have them pumped every couple of years. A big truck comes and pumps out our sewage and sends it to the city treatment system.…

WOAH. How on earth could he be opposed to peeing when he jacks off in the shower! That's WAY grosser.

My husband tried to give me a hard time about being a shower peer but I shut that down by pointing out that he jacks off in the shower and blows his nose too, and how is that different? If anything it's worse! he conceded the point.

Seriously dude. I am also a shower pee-er. I don't exactly go out of my way to pee in the shower, but if I gotta go around the time I'm showering, I'll take a pee. Nobody's just peeing in an empty shower. At least, when I'm doing it, I'm peeing in a spray of water that's being washed down a drain and then followed by…

Well, it is nearly Halloween.

Even if pee isn't sterile...it's as sterile as your body. So it cancels itself out.

You need one of these:

Seriously i don't know where you got the idea that urine isn't sterile. As a doctor i can tell you that finding bacteria in urine (that come straight out of the bladder) is a sign of infection or at least colonization (wich isn't normal either but can happen if you have frequent infections). The only reason urine…

This is such an odd hangup to have and a side eye anyone who thinks it is gross to pee in the shower. If you swim in shared/public swimming pools and have this hangup, I side-eye you even harder.

Same. Usually the need arises once the water hits my head.

I'm in a wet state, no drought issues whatsoever. I let my yellow mellow and pee in the shower. Flushing every time you pee is such a waste of water.

I always pee in the shower. I just hate when my husband comes to peek at me to be sexy and I happen to be peeing right then, but he has never noticed, that I am aware of.

Not to mention, it sort of feels good. Like, a nice release in your way lower abs. Makes me really jealous of dudes, actually. They get to pee standing up ALL THE TIME!

Even if I don't have to pee before showering, as soon as I put my hand in the spray to check the temp, I have to go like right then. Half the time I jump in the shower before the water is warm enough so I don't pee on the floor.

Yeah, if you have a tub full of toys, that's a totally different story. That's like peeing on a toy box.

I truly don't understand people's hangups over peeing in the shower. If you're in there by yourself, who gives a shit? Your urine is cleaner than your skin, ffs. I don't think I've ever not peed in the shower, except when with partners.

They wear short skirts. She, on the other hand, only wears t-shirts.