I used to date a feral peacock. Worst. boyfriend. EVAR.

I just viewed a SNL piece today: a Pete Davidson sketch. He admits to quitting drugs after 8 yrs. The other comedian asks “what do you do with your time now?” PD says he masturbates ALOT - because he has 8 years of drug addled sperm to get rid of. Supposed to be stupid-funny, but just stupid imo.

These people will comment on the artistic choices of a series that follows meth dealers or animated robots, but if it’s a show about a fat woman who is sick of people being mean to her suddenly they are the Morality and Reality Police.

As someone who has an unhealthy attraction to jumpsuits/boilersuits, I can confirm that you do have to get naked (and seeing as I don’t wear a bra, I’m talking starkers). I’ve become so accustomed to it that I even wear them to festivals without any concern for practicality because I am devout.

That whole obit is a Minnesota euphemism for “she was a feckless cunt”.

Pat Field is also doing the fashion for Younger, also a Darren Star production. She has done a similarly amazing job to what she did on SaTC building those characters and their stories and arcs through their wardrobes. It’s one of my favorite shows on TV right now Season 5 premieres tonight #teamcharles

In this context it seems like she means she doesn’t like costuming as much as retailing because it’s not a fantasy, it’s a reality. I don’t think she means “the people” like “the majority of American consumers” since she can’t be unaware of the price points of the items she’s selling.

Not exactly on topic, but I feel like 2013 (and 2008, for what it’s worth) WAS yesterday, and I’m just now realizing that was 5 and 10 years ago and is this what middle age is like?

Um, no? With the advent of distribution platforms like CDBaby, signed & unsigned female independent artists can very easily get on Spotify, and they do. But Spotify chooses not to support these women by not doing their jobs of curating music into those playlists. Instead, they pretty much CMD+A the latest albums of…

It looks so different in this photo!

went to her makeup artist’s insta, who said maybelline would be posting makeup details, here’s what i found:

Can someone explain “subrweeting” to this old person? Go slowly and use small words. The only social media I have is instagram, but I don’t even use hashtags. I know how those work though

I LOVE IT. And I need to know what lipstick she’s wearing ASAP.

I honestly thought everyone with love and a positive attitude was welcome at Pride.

I’m reminded of that saying about Ginger Rogers doing everything Fred Astaire did, backwards, in heels: aren’t the camera guys doing something twice as hard because they have to do the same jump and film it while they, too, are hurtling earthward?

Janelle Monae and Brandi Carlile.

There are so many interesting things to spend time on, if some people choose to spend their free time educating themselves on current events, literature, movies, etc., instead of on music, who cares? There’s no need to judge people for having different interests than you.

Yeah but, like, that’s exhausting to even think about.

It’s gonna be a long week for you, friend.

no :\