Johnny Depp is becoming a dirtier, drunker, less-rich Charles Foster Kane.

Nothing against Oprah- it’s her life. This is something that’s infuriating about this level of wealth. Obviously go Oprah, it’s your deal. However, it is just maddening that there is so much money being passed around that only benefits an individual or family. I don’t have the answer. Just hitting me hard with all…

Or Ivanka knows how bad it looks for the Trumps to promote their own business interests, so she’s letting other people do it for her. This way she gets the benefits of having her business promoted while keeping her own image clean.

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

But wait— she divested, right? So it not even her stuff? Right? Because the Trumps took care of all of their conflicts of interest.

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

It’s interesting that the person at the center of this nonsense, Ivanka, hasn’t said anything about it herself while her dad and his employees break federal laws to convince people to buy her stuff.

Yessss

um.....Lock Her Up?

Jesus christ. With all of the problems law enforcement and our legal system need to be concerned with... we’re fucking throwing out human beings like we’re throwing out the trash. Dammit people! Just... dammit.

This whole story is weird and doesn’t make much sense. But I can see some of what might have gone wrong because I’ve seen it so many times at the airport with people in the uber-frequent flyer programs. First, were all 19 bags Derulo’s, or did he try to do the asshole thing and say that all of the group’s bags were…

United can suck my kosher sausage.

(This is the bigger story here;so you’re a member of American’s bougie little club...but any old person on Southwest can still check more bags than you?)

Jason Derulo has accused America’s shittiest major airline (unless we’re counting Spirit) of “racial discrimination” after an incident involving checked bags, $4000, and literal requests to “turn this plane around.”

Everything I have ever heard about her is beyond kind. And her character was/still is terrifying to kids.

Kind of like how Alison Arngrim (a/k/a Nellie Olsen) turned out to be this fantastic person. You grew up in the 70's, you HATED Nellie.

Everything I’ve heard about Hamilton matches this.

This makes me happy to know.

The real triumph of her short life was that she maintained a wicked sense of humor and genuine wit through it all. Two best books on her life are Lorna Luft’s Me and My Shadows: Life with Judy Garland and Gerald Clarke’s Get Happy: The Life of Judy Garland.

Judy Garland’s life story just contains one uplifting anecdote after another.