My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

It was like behind a locked door, but there is no freaking way I am living in a house and there is a locked door somewhere I am not opening. Apparently this case is was the book “Room” was partially based on.

It’s pretty common for abusive parents to single one child out and even have the other children participate in the abuse of that child adding to the secrecy and shame of it to keep them complicit in it.

So, the father lived in the house and only now discovered that one of his children was locked in one of the bathrooms for two years? Did he think his son was on a really long field trip?

I am not someone who thinks spanking makes any damn sense, but I certainly think there’s a difference between light open-hand spankings and child abuse.

God I hate Julie Mapperton Sandwich.

It’s a figuratively shitty magazine for my literally shitty moments.

Oh, I don’t know, maybe the American taxpayers that are responsible for the huge tax bill for it? Not to mention every furious New Yorker who is continually getting fucked by traffic...

Oh yeah, “work” related visits.

Can you even imagine how Republicans would’ve reacted if Michelle Obama had decided to stay in Illinois with Sasha and Malia? They’d be screaming about how much money it was costing. But it’s OK if you’re a Republican.

Marie Osmund is a POC and only agree to perform at Trump’s Inauguration if she was allowed to sing “Strange Fruit”. The lyrics to a ‘Strange Fruit” was written in the late 1930's by Abel Meeropol, a Jewish lyricist, who was inspired to write this haunting protest against the inhumanity of racism after he saw…

He seemed like a lovely man, too.

“Lady O?”

The last fiance died (Michael Clarke Duncan, star of the Green Mile), prompting LaToya Jackson to opine on The Apprentice that Omarosa probably killed him.

I know you’ll probably be flooded with this, but if this is the same Elle King, she’s most famous for being Rob Schneider’s daughter and a singer.

Good lord but conservatives are whiny. Do you need a safe space from the liberals?

Lady O? Seriously, she referred to herself as “Lady O”? She does resemble Trumplethinkskin in that she sure has a great impression of herself and is talking about herself in the third person. She is as deluded and psychopathic as Trump is. Why, SYTTD, did you have to ruin my fun? I can never watch this show again…

Another one of Trumps reality show idiots.

I like the part where Comey refused to comment on pending investigations, just like he did with anything related to Hillary’s emails!

It may seem cliche at this point, but it bears repeating that, IF Donald Trump did hire Russian hookers to preform a golden shower, it would be the the most tremendously classy and absolutely terrific Russian hooker golden shower performance ever.