If by living he means stumbling around in stained sweats with circles under my eyes from lack of sleep, while my kidless friends go on a girl’s weekend to Vegas, then absolutely!

Luann de Lesseps and her husband are “the same person” according to Dorinda Medley, which must make things confusing.

Ooh, I’ll bet she has to use both of her facial expressions for this role.

Logan’s but he won’t be around. And Jess will raise it. Like her father was never around and Luke was the one to move her into college and feed her and stuff.

oh yeah def logan’s kid. Logan’s annoying, entitled, bratty kid.

The irony of this man’s existence versus his political beliefs is too fucking much to bear.

Today I learned that being an abusive asshole is simply “a controversial view.”

The only thing I’ll hold against Trista is she’s responsible for the stupid sand ceremony trend at weddings - they were supposed to do a candle ceremony at their wedding, but it was too windy so the producers came up with sand and voila, a million eye-rolling, faux-sentimental wedding ceremonies were born.

The Beibs didn’t get rid of Todd the Chow because he didn’t have time to take care of him. It’s not like he doesn’t have several staff members who couldn’t take care of that dog and keep him perfectly happy. That little piece of shit couldn’t be bothered taking care of a creature that had a health issue. Glad someone…

Dorit makes me rage - she’s so stupid she can’t even properly own up to what her stupidity has caused.

Did anyone else notice how readily Dorit agreed with PK at dinner? Almost before she had any time to digest what he said. It makes me believe that she automatically supports anything that comes out of his mouth because he pays her to. I mean, I can’t imagine anyone happily climbing on top of that toad if money wasn’t…

Here’s hoping penny, Billie, joely, Tricia. and Todd can just have some sort of cuddle puddle. Feel so bad for all of them.

The Elders of Zion addressed this in the 2012 revision of “How To Be A Gentile.”

FECK!! I’ve been doing it wrong!! I thought I was supposed to carry Mayo?? Someone call the Mossad and get the handbook changed! Dammit, how can I pass for White as a Jew if I don’t have the right sauce??????

Oh yeah. Jews, Slavs, people from Spain. Weren’t there some of those alt-right people sending in their spit to 23 and Me and losing their shit that they had Finnish DNA because that’s not “truly white?”

Oh, what? Now all white people live in the city? What is it with you bastards? When is enough enough?

Suffered is a strong word in this case, my friend.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

The man who produced 12 Years A Slave and Moonlight? Fat chance.