Too many people don’t realize that with the number of mask styles out there, you can find one that works for you. Don’t just pick the cheapest one and then complain that it’s uncomfortable or restricts your breathing. 

My wife has asthma. She wears a mask when out in public. She’s also immunocompromised; between that and the asthma, if she catches COVID-19, she’ll probably die.

Using your kids to passively-aggressively (no)mask shame someone is just stupid. Confront them yourself as an adult or just realize they’re jerks, avoid them, and carry on.

Asthmatic here... wearing masks do not trigger asthma. That’s not how asthma works.

Yeah, one lady told me she didn’t wear a mask because it makes it hard to breath and she has asthma. I sympathized with her, then pointed out that I, too, have asthma, and was wearing a mask anyways. Its uncomfortable, its inconvenient, but you gotta do it.

Also. Also also. Wear the damn mask. This isn’t an accommodations issue, it’s a public health issue. If you can’t for some reason wear a mask, then stay out of the damn store. COVID doesn’t give a shit.

As someone who works in a hospital on the front lines, the people ENRAGE me. Their behavior is beyond reckless. They are actively endangering my life and the lives of my colleagues. When they get sick (and some most certainly will), they will absolutely expect us to take care of them with total disregard for our…

In the case of the protesters, while I don’t actively hope they get sick and die, I’ll also have a hard time mustering up much sympathy if that happens.

You forgot to add, “. . . and anyone arguing with this narrative will be denounced for politicizing the virus.”

This. Very much this.

Here’s how this will play out: Deaths from coronavirus end up being far less than the most pessimistic estimates of 1-2 million (estimates that depended on no action being taken whatsoever), largely because states, localities started taking proactive measures, such as shutting down schools and canceling events, while…

Well, clearly he was a sinner because God would have saved him otherwise.

The virus doesn’t care, though.

So I just found out that my stylist is all aboard the trump train. She’s a longtime friend, I’ve known her since we moved here 35 years ago, and that’s where I go once a month to get all the small town gossip and a pretty decent haircut for $25 including tip. We have NEVER discussed politics, she made it clear from…

Yeah, and I want a pony who shits gold ingots on command.

I’m just glad she’s talking about nails.

I’d like to start a GoFuckYourself fund for vAinsley. 

I, a white man, had been told at different times by Quest Diagnostics that I was pregnant and that I should get tested for sickle cell.

“We think the key, Savannah, is going to be commercial laboratories like Labcorp and Quest who are already spinning up production at the president’s direction last week on tests that can be available on a broad basis for the American people,” Pence said.”

As an IT guy who has answered maybe 40 calls in the last week from people who are working from home for the first time: Talk to your IT department. Make sure you know what resources will work and which won’t. What requires a VPN? Do you need a smforward. What about printers? Do you have the ports open at home to…