I’d just like to point out how the cup in the stock photo doesn’t have the lid on all the way, and I can’t tell you how much that bugs me because I see it too often in all sorts of places.

This image is made so much better by your username.

Jesus Christ

Have you ever been to a strip club? Probably half of them have googled her feet. Honestly though, I call bullshit. If she went anywhere it was some high end place and LA or Manhattan and there is no way someone who gets paid millions a movie was rubbing her ass on some shlub’s dong for 20 bucks a song. Sorry, don’t…

I love that you can still be optimistic. I’m going to drink until my brain and liver resemble kitchen sponges, personally.

That last paragraph. A-FUCKING-MEN.

This was a cynical play on our hero worship of people with cancer as saints. Cancer does not redeem anyone. Cancer is the second leading cause of death, with lung cancer being top amongst the cancers. Cancer is a fact of life, not a saving grace. 

And this, friends, has been the person who provided the seeding for today’s extremist right wing. Not Fox News. Limbaugh has been on the air for over thirty years and the summation above is totally on point - he has spent four hours a day, every weekday on AM radio stations across the country, sputtering on about any…

Thank you for this. The problem sounds like an issue with the people using the app rather than the app itself.

you’re dumb phone is already slowing me down, how about do your job and just print your pass and have it be scanned in a fraction of a second instead of fumbling around, oops the screen just went to sleep, stupid finger print reader, dang put the wrong pin in, hold on. Just scan the paper and get out of the way

MULTIPLE BACKUPS, PEOPLE!

On the other hand, we really do need to kill tipping culture. It IS ridiculous that server A makes $2 bucks for pouring a $10 shot while server B makes $50 doing the exact same work pouring a $250 shot.

Since the whole point of spending $250 on a shot of scotch is telling people that you spent $250 on a shot of scotch, go ahead and treat yourself and truthfully tell people that you spent $300 on a shot of scotch.

What prude was actually offended by this?

if people insist on using these ports they can also just buy charge only cables (https://amzn.to/2qk98Xw) that can’t provide a data connection. They are actually missing the data wires inside the cable, or there are also adapters (https://amzn.to/2OiCgGz) that convert a normal cable to charge only.

These bulk orders to boost a books NY Times sales status are a totally common practice in the book industry. It’s sometimes budgeted as a PR expense. So yeah, it’s fake, but this isn’t behavior pioneered by, or by any means unique to, Trump.

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Also:

That is absolutely just fucking gross.