Haha, once again American fat asses prove to be German kryptonite!

Considering the driver died on impact and the Model S has about 6 feet of front crumple zone, “high rate of speed” sounds like a massive understatement.

This... Actually holds some weight

But he will definitely quip, “and the only reason this made the news is because it’s an electric car.” Which is true.

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

Alternate/related hot taek: the curse of the goat was broken by a new curse brought on by Cleveland choosing to wear Chief Wahoo though the playoffs.

Excellent Indian Burn

My 93-year old grandma died on Thursday. She was a life-long fan, from sitting on her dad’s shoulders at games in the 30s to taking her grandkids (me) to spring training.

My grandfather was a life long Braves fan. He also grew up during The Depression, fought in WWII, and had a hard scrabble life. He lived long enough to see the Braves win a World Series. After their first win he told me in whispered tones, “Don’t take this for granted. Anyone can win if they have the right players,…

Some perspective on how historic this is:

ooooh member Gus Fring?

Brown shoes with a blue suit is 100% fine.

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

You can follow Stryder7x’s continued attempts to nail Peach%

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

7th inning stretch, half court stretch. Coincidence? I think not

+1 slam dunk from half court

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

Last time Bill was a part of a historical sporting event, Daffy Duck was there. Guess what happened then? Yeah, earth was saved

The URL to the press release is “https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/ivanka-trump-headline-worthy-opening-line.” More great work from the Trump web development team.