It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Jesus, how hard is it to get someone up on a scissor lift and fix that thing.....

You short $TSLA bro?

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In all seriousness, this is one of the crowning moments for CBS Sports Network’s history. A great job with all of this.

Especially after the whole Shady McCoy / cutting all the black people thing he did in Philly. Now that just looks like he hated Philadelphia.

God damn it. Everything about Chip Kelly was awesome in that line of questioning. I guess I’ll like him for a bit. Sigh

Their fundamental disagreement appears to be whether Kaepernick has freedom of speech, or whether he should literally not answer questions. Basically, the black man should just shut up unless it’s about football. Am i hearing this correctly? And that’s a member of the press, right?

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

So what you’re saying is that one shouldn’t list one’s Deadspin comment history in bullet form and submit it as one’s essay?

For some kids on the margin, the essay might make a difference, but it’s one of the the most subjective parts of the application process. If you got into all 8 ivies, you probably have stellar grades, test scores, and resume items (awards, etc). I doubt the essay was the difference for him.

The horror! An adult drank a beer in front of the childr-...er, in front of...

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

“Area under the curve, baby!”

^you’ve gotta be an engineer.

“Out of respect for you, we’re going to do something you hate and asked us to stop repeatedly. You’re welcome!”

Cool. You know some words. Blah blah, words, something, wasting our time, blah, words words, punctuation.

TBH, probably 75% of the world has cracked an iphone. I dropped mine a few weeks ago.

I assume you meant Honda and Acura.