Especially after the whole Shady McCoy / cutting all the black people thing he did in Philly. Now that just looks like he hated Philadelphia.

God damn it. Everything about Chip Kelly was awesome in that line of questioning. I guess I’ll like him for a bit. Sigh

Their fundamental disagreement appears to be whether Kaepernick has freedom of speech, or whether he should literally not answer questions. Basically, the black man should just shut up unless it’s about football. Am i hearing this correctly? And that’s a member of the press, right?

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

So what you’re saying is that one shouldn’t list one’s Deadspin comment history in bullet form and submit it as one’s essay?

For some kids on the margin, the essay might make a difference, but it’s one of the the most subjective parts of the application process. If you got into all 8 ivies, you probably have stellar grades, test scores, and resume items (awards, etc). I doubt the essay was the difference for him.

The horror! An adult drank a beer in front of the childr-...er, in front of...

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

“Area under the curve, baby!”

^you’ve gotta be an engineer.

“Out of respect for you, we’re going to do something you hate and asked us to stop repeatedly. You’re welcome!”

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

Cool. You know some words. Blah blah, words, something, wasting our time, blah, words words, punctuation.

TBH, probably 75% of the world has cracked an iphone. I dropped mine a few weeks ago.

This seems like a hilariously bad idea and fraught with danger. How are you even allowed to do this legally?

I assume you meant Honda and Acura.

Goddamn master stroke. I was wondering who would pull this stunt first. You are a badass for this.

This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.