Someone better inform Garber that his business model reveals itself if so much as even breathes on Pulisic. I do not understand why a segment of U.S. soccer fans fail to recognize that MLS is run by non-soccer people driven by profit, not developing U.S. soccer. Many if not most MLS fans seem suspiciously jingoist if…

Dear Lord: please keep Pulisic free of injury and the MLS. Amen.

In the movie after Rogue One there will be two new Droids - R0 80 and RX 7FE. RO 80 will have a revolutionary rotary power unit that brings the Empire / New Order down due to excessive warranty claims. RX 7FE will be massively hyped on the internet (and in specualtive articles on Autocar) in advance of the movie but…

This shit is still easier to figure out than BMW’s lineup.

I’m pretty certain they’ve also had Craig James, who killed five hookers while at SMU, on that network as well.

He goes back into the draft next year, and the Chargers will be prohibited from picking him again.

They can't cut him. It's not like there's a lot of out-of-work kickers, waiting for the phone to ring, and commenting on Deadspin articles

Invested in sharks with lazer beams attached to their fricken heads.

Sounds like Drapes didn’t get the memo to avoid writing about ultra-competitive, vengeance-fueled VCs.

So, you could theoretically trip right out of the gate to preserve yourself for the final?

Legitimate question:

This ain’t great kinja, but every time I see Beltre and Andrus that song “People let me tell you bout my best friend” song pops into my head and gets stuck.

So, did they spefically wait until Manning retired, or is this a different issue?

Are we still on Gawker media?

Seriously, very good article, I agree.

I... I am not sure how to comment on this type of post. Am I angry? Should I be pasting links to articles? I’m so confused. My brain is making that weird aching feeling that happens when new information sticks to it, it’s so confusing.

Yeah, I had the satisfaction of reading this aloud to the room immediately after seeing the result. We decided that henceforth Olympic pools should be precision milled from solid blocks of Invar. Problem solved!

Agreed. Unfortunately, this act of willful education of others will result in his summary execution by the brain slugs that run Gawker.

It’s as if Deadspin became Quora for a minute...

I was typing the same thing, but was afraid it would come across sarcastic. Mind blown for sure.

“Holy shit.” was exactly what came out of my mouth when the tolerances of the pool was mentioned.