I can’t believe you went into an article about how Pats fans are unbearable when challenged and proved it less than 20 minutes after the article came up

For the longest time when I saw that line “56 year old loser on the internet who puffs his chest over others accomplishments” on her resume I always wondered what it was about. I mean completely out of context and slightly unprofessional on her part, but now one of my life’s biggest mysteries is solved.

Man do you sound like a cunt.

Uh, not true. Every night I email my wife my deadspin comment history for the day. Depending on how many white knight comments I make, I get a number of “Good Hubby Points”. I can then trade in those “Good Hubby Points” for rewards, including sex.

“What about White History Month?”

How many blue lives matter flags do you currently own?

I too wish that these knuckleheads would pull up their pants and get off my lawn. And turn down that “rap band” music!

I never thought we’d be here, but, congratulations to the Detroit Lions on making a smart personnel move.

I’m not just a doctor on Kinja. The guy promised cancer patients his sugar water would cure them..... there is no “overboard” in taking this asshole to task. I’m sure Dr. Wakefield promotes healthy diet and exercise as well. He still needs to be a fucking pariah if you’d like to see future promoted “health…

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

He’s just the first guy eliminated from the Royal Rumble is all.

Dear Family In That Last Video,