To: allwriters@gizmodomediagroup.com

Great, and spot on, analysis: Trump is racist, dumb and can’t stop lying.

“He’s like a skinny wrestling villain!” - Brad Gilbert

Yeah! Patrick was out of line to suggest that a professional tennis player not be obese. He’s got some fucking nerve.

What people fail to understand is that his father died in that Range Rover. Karellas believes that his father’s soul is entombed, or otherwise immortalized, in that rusted out hunk of junk. He just restored his father’s soul. Isn’t that worth three years time?

C’mon, you’re being purposefully obtuse to make your point. Obviously they look at least a little alike, otherwise it wouldn’t be racist. The whole point is to take to similar things, humanoid shape with dark skin/fur, and draw some seriously unflattering comparisons.

While an admirable outcome, this will only lead to the drafting for Florida’s new, “Shoved to the ground” law.

Can I ask why?

Unless there’s no other choice, like the dining room is closed or a serious accessibility issue, nobody should be using a drive-thru. This deaf person got their karmic justice for trying to destroy the planet. That’s right, I just wrote that. I’ll go one further: if you believe your personal comfort is greater than…

There names shouldn’t even be in the same article.

I don’t know if it’s smart phones per se, but it definitely relates to mental fortitude. In addition to being physically draining, tennis is extremely mentally taxing. To remain at your sharpest, and not get lulled into flatness or frustration, is its own special talent.

Maybe Detroit should try making a modern, entry to mid level sports car.

So assault weapons are scary and, in addition to the very real damage they do, they damage the mental health of America.

Actually, I think they learned that you simply can’t cover up your radioactive accidents.

Biden and O’Rourke are my least favorite too, but they at least deserve their titles:

I’ll pay them $65K if they let me option it with a manual. Seriously. I won’t even bitch that it takes 3.5 seconds to get to 60.

Increased production isn’t enough - they need a to decrease the price.

The worst part of all this is having to begrudgingly admit that those damned vegetarians/vegans were right all along.

And it begs the question—what else is the murderous dictator sneaking into the country?

So close. You should have written, “EV with three on the green tree.”