Tsitsipas, who is a prolific and diverse online poster, produced perhaps the single finest work of his second career. It’s as sustained, coherent, and revealing as he’s ever been:

What the holy fuck?

I love sparkling waters, but LaCroix is fucking disgusting.

But I digress.

Fact: Home ownership is for suckas!

Alan is a vampire killer?

So BK is getting lots of attention for this move, but will it lead to any substantial increase in sales or eating habits? I’m not trying to disparage Burger King, or their clientele, but I just can’t imagine the vast majority of people going for a cheap fast food meal give-a-fuck.

Valencia Final, 2014

This was an amazing match - truly an all time classic. Never before had the double bird ever been flipped to mean “I respect the hell out of you, and fuck you.”

The marks left by tennis balls on clay are confusing.

Can anyone (perhaps a BK employ at one of the test sites?) explain the in-store logistics of this?

Justin should have stepped down from the board months ago pending the result of his legal case. - Darren Cahill

I know. I really want to like it, but it just looks oddly unproportionate.

...which begs another question:

Don’t apologize for shit.

It might be “okay” to use soap in your cast iron pan, but it shouldn’t ever be necessary.

Two 996 appreciation posts in one day?

Counterpoint - it’s the ugliest 911 ever made.

It pretty much goes without saying that Trump is a huge piece of shit. He has very little value as a person and the fact that he’s president is definitely a stain (among many) on our nation’s history.

Which begs the question: