As much as I acknowledge the progressive criticisms of Andrew Cuomo and as much as I acknowledge the validity of many of those criticisms, I’m left with this nagging thought about the Cuomo-Nixon race:

As a non-New Yorker, the amount of coverage this race got was hilarious. I don’t believe there was a single poll in which she was within 20 points of Cuomo.

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you.

“Before a single vote was cast, we have already won; we have fundamentally changed the political landscape in this state...”

Just a thought but maybe Cynthia Nixon should try running for a school board, or for a local counsel, or doing some work as a community organizer. If she’s actually serious about, you know, making the world a better place, and not just being powerful and popular. Develop some political experience, see what she…

I thought everyone disliked Ellen.  Seriously.  I thought that was an open secret.

Ponder said, without a trace of proof, that Portnoy “made a video saying Scout should have been aborted”. Since Barstool is essentially a shitty reality show, everything they do and say is taped; this is an easily provable lie. That would seem to inform the crux of the beef, Portnoy (who is a garbage can shaped like a…

You kind of buried the fact that she did lie about something. 

Deadspin - A place to come engage with intelligent people on the subject of sports and related culture AND read triggered people writing about barstool. Nobody takes portnoy seriously except you guys and adolescent boys. Portnoy will eventually crash and burn and get the boot, so why not just let it happen? As of now…

Idiots. Everyone with half-a-brain knows that sharks live in tornadoes, not hurricanes.

Except she wasn't arrested until 3 days later. 

20-some years into the league and the stands are still empty.

Holy shit, we found the only 5 WNBA fans out there and they’re in the comment section. It was nice to see you in the stands in these videos, all 5 of you.

AB’s a chump.

Look at her clothing choices and the purse clutching stance with the coy head tilt. She looks like an awkward little pre-teen girl.

How exactly is bringing up the fact that they eat dog racist? It’s a fact.

This is preposterous! I can’t believe Miazga would do something so egregious, to a player who’s team supporters yell homophobic slurs, spit and throw beer at every opposing team they play. All us short people should be outraged and boycott the USMNT! 

Hi Tom!

Just a quick head’s up COMIC BOOKS (and video games) AREN’T REAL

Geez Dom, if you want to suck Rodgers’ dick you’re going to have to get in line behind Collinsworth.

JFC.