It’s all good! I get it. Believe me, my daughter was almost born at 28 weeks but changed her mind. I understand going through something like that and then mis-reading and being triggered. I think most of us can respect the fact that after a certain point it’s a different conversation.

Hey, good on you for reading the responses and admitting you didn’t read that carefully. I can understand, especially when your kid was born at 32 weeks.

What a hero Striegler is, helping boost the confidence of his young female relative by telling her he wants to have sex with her. Truly the sort of support all young folk need!

Read again. NON-VIABLE. Meaning, it will not survive outside the womb. There, I even saved you 5 seconds googling.

Pretty sure Women agree with you? NON-VIABLE at 32 weeks. So imagine how crushing it would be, to have become attached to your daughter, to be loving and planning and then to find out her heart had stopped. If that’s not enough to injure your life beyond repair, imagine a Doctor telling you and your heartbroken wife…

You must have missed the part that said “NON-VIABLE PREGNANCY.” You should also read the article from the woman who had to terminate her very much wanted pregnancy because it wasn’t viable. Women are not stupid. No one decides at 32 weeks to just get an abortion.

Your penis is a small, pale, withered thing. Hardly used, it sits in eternal darkness … deep, deep down within the folds of your ample gunt, crying out for oxygen as it suffocates in a mix of sweat and Crisco and rendered beef fat.

If you see A.J. on the street, you owe him a fresh donut for believing in that team before you ever did.

What is Connecticut’s connection to France, I wonder. (And Connecticut connection is fun to type)

She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

I have to disagree with you vehemently. The person who is walking down the street in a Pats jersey on a Tuesday is not insane. They were just released on bail from a weekend drunk and disorderly charge.

I hate the Patriots because out of parochial defensiveness I told a woman who was giving me shit about my Pat Patriot hat that she was eventually going to die and the indifferent universe would not care about her life and whether or not cheating had tainted my enjoyment of the Patriots Super Bowl victories.

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

“We need to make something that looks like a Tahoe, but if it were unlicensed in a Video Game.”

I got rear ended by a woman who was on her phone. She got out, didn’t want to call the cops... or give me her info... or anything. Just wanted to leave. She hit me hard enough that he radiator was cracked and leaking fluid and my bumper was hanging on by only a single clip. No airbags luckily.

I call the cops, they…

I don’t know....those text messages sent to Rain Dove where she admitted she had sex with him. The fact that she tried to justify it because she was in a relationship at 17 with a 33 year old. The fact that she’s now pinning the payout on the dead guy who can’t really defend himself. The fact that she’s using the same…

You must you must have more experience than I do because I can barely see the rear end there

I kept rereading it but it kept not making any goddamned sense.

A fun story that didn’t make it into the article:

Opa told my dad, brother and me that the soldier who had given him a ride back in 1945 not only offered chocolate, but also the best Leberwurst (liverwurst) Opa has ever eaten.

It was so good, Opa said, that when he explored the world as a travel agent, he always kept…

Just a damn good story.