I’m looking at the ingredients list on Whole Foods mayo and they all have eggs in them....

You are blowing my mind right now. I hope you’re trolling otherwise everything I’ve know in my life is a lie.

Mayo has eggs in it. It is literally eggs and oil mixed together and not much else.

You can thank the Fair and Accurate Credit Act for that. Most banks are not allowed to make judgement calls on credit anymore and have to treat every customer the same based on credit score and other factors, otherwise they face getting sued for discrimination. It’s sucks, but in my experience this law hurts the very…

Mountains and mountains of cocaine.

Is it? I thought anyone who was an advent (not a seventh Day Adventist) believed in the rapture which is the vast majority of Christians. I could be terribly wrong.

I’m serfectly pober, occifer.

Does this mean no more Dino porn?

Omg. I forgot all about him!

From what I understand, he is telling them to enforce existing laws and then over the next 90 days, come up with ideas to enact rules based on some nonsense 9 point plan he created. Then he will take those ideas and decide if he wants to enact any of them.

Good for her. Fuck that piece of garbage.

Any chance that’ll be declared unconstitutional when this inevitably makes its way to the Supreme Court?

Interesting case law. What is the state residency status for DACA recipients?

These fucking dolls need to just go away....and their accessories too!

Wouldn’t leaving anytime in September and returning any time in January be more than twelve weeks, and therefore not a violation of FMLA?

Would a shortened stroke result in higher RPM’s which would generate more heat? That’s my only guess.

I was pulled over for, and I shit you not, having one brake light being slightly brighter than the other one.

Wow. Kia is showing some real originality for once. Instead of copying Thor’s hammer in the headlights, they stuck it in the fake intake moldings. Bravo!