Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

This summer, I vacationed in Vermont and everywhere I went there were signs that said “Grade A Maple Syrup.” So one afternoon, I went into one of the stores and took a few samples. I honestly didn’t know where to begin! The A-F scale seems played out, and I didn’t want to be pretentious about it, like Pitchfork, and…

As someone whose office bathroom has an odd number of urinals, I can tell you that middle relievers should all be summarily executed.

It has to be intentional, no?

More importantly, was the double-sided ram dildo really the best choice for mascot?

More importantly, what kind of botched gene-splicing technology gave that ram dicks for horns?