Yeah, who gives a shit that he assaulted 6 women, right? They’re grown women, they can deal with being violated by an elected official. Fucking idiot.

He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

Stare rape?

Eh fuck that kid if you cheat in an online video game youre a piece of shit now and will only become more of one in the future.

Here’s some free legal advice from a lawyer who handles these sort of things:

People who use, let alone create/help create cheat software, are assholes

Arguments are moot. Not reading a contract doesn’t mean you are not to be upheld by them. It’s not the 14 year old they are suing it’s the lying 14 year old they are suing whom, when they agreed to the terms, stated they were legal age.

Sorry, suckers.

Just another example of Southerners getting banned from the mall after bad behavior with teenagers.

Punishment incoming!

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

I don’t think I could even bring myself to put them on Dec 18th or whenever their first day is. I might have to go back to podcasts or even (ugh) listen to NY’s Number 2 radio host, Michael Kay.

Everyone knew there was no right answer for who to replace Mike, but this is worse than I could have ever imagined.

Maybe I’m naive but I would have thought it was Philly.

Co-Anchor: Oh wow! Haha seems like Natalie’s having a hard time with that chip! Hahahaha. Hang in there Natalie!

Pretty sure Elliott is going to be pissed that NY blew his cover.

You geriatric fuck

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”