I actually farted on a guy dancing up on me once. It was vile and the look on his face priceless.

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate…

Forced labor is not a good look for a supposedly “free country.”

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Celine Dion, Elton John, Kiss and Garth Brooks.

Yes, yes I do. Far as I know, though, I’m perfectly allowed to have a problem with that. It is my opinion, owned by me, and in no way causes harm or damage, and does not in any way influence said person, or persons associated with having that many pregnancies.

Sixth pregnancy......sixth.

This is pretty much what I wanted from a top-of-the-line MBP, instead of the crap we got.

*takes a drag of cigarette, exhales*

I expect nothing less from polar opposites.