But forget the CMSP guideline - here's mine:

we must redistribute this speed to less fortunate cars!

This is an instance where the corporate grille is not the best.

Need to ban those direct sales. Now where are they going to fix the car since this isn't a dealership?

When we first saw the crash yesterday, the only primary witness account was from a person who said that they believed the driver was "someone who just got their car." Maybe they didn't know how it worked, or maybe they were distracted by the giant infotainment screen in the middle. It can happen in a lot of cars.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

north'murica

So is your girlfriend

I was stopped at an intersection and turned right on a red light onto the right lane which merged into the left lane several hundred feet ahead. Bro dude was behind me cruising the left lane but accelerated to keep me from merging because tiny penis when I put on my turn signal so I punched it and got ahead of him…

I'm not sure what the opposite of a sore loser is, but Porsche nails it. It's just a shame they used the same voice-over guy as Spottswoode from Team America.

I'm pretty sure that sound is what the Transformers masturbate to

Know what would calm these guys down? A little booze and trim. Goes a long way to mellow you out and give you something to stay alive for.

Of everything wrong on this car we're sticking to the automatic?

I ask you, what kind of sick, depraved human being buys an automatic Corvette? Can they even be called "human"?

I recently used a G37S Coupe to chase a drunk for about 15 miles on the highway before the cops could join on the fun. Ok its not a GT3RS, but it was still good times! I had 9-1-1 on speakerphone and kept assuring them I was doing 99km/h (100kmh speed limit) the entire time.

"No sir, Im not speeding, don't worry" ...…

He was just demonstrating how to properly say the car's name... "I-BENT-a-DOOR"

The European Civic is heavier than our sedan, probably to compensate for the reduced rigidity of a hatch compared to an equally built sedan. It also has a twist-beam rear suspension compared to our Civic's multi-link IRS. Our Si has a helical LSD while their Type-R makes do with bigger tires. I'm not sure anybody that…

This is your daily reminder that the European Hondas are way better different than our Hondas.