she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.

No one finds the irony in the brand that owns cheetos hates a talking cheeto?

Michelle Obama gets vilified for wearing an affordable American brand? #notsurprised

I miss Mitt Romney. I don’t agree with him on any policy or social issues, but I always thought his heart was at least in the right place. Out of touch? Sure. But he seemed like a good father, faithful husband, seemed smart.

...so much for “they hire all the best people.”

love your eta, god bless all retail employees

*Exasperated sigh.* Personal responsibility doesn’t apply to her, just to the poors. She does have a line of very affordable bootstraps for them to buy though.

Well that’s okay. If Obama doesn’t grant the Trumplings top secret clearance, on January 21, 2017, President Trump can grant them presidential-level clearance. They can all confer on policy in the morning and the Trumplings can then make the appropriate business moves afterwards at Trump Hotel to enrich the Trump clan…

I was shopping the other day at a discount store and I saw a dress that looked kind of cute but then I saw the Ivanka Trump tag and realized it was ugly. Hope she enjoys what this is doing to her brand.