Looked good to me.

This is a hoverboard.

I prefer to call them: no-talent-sideways-skateboards for chucklefucks.

If you call one a hoverboard, it should have a sensor that immediately throws you off.

Sounds less stupid than calling something that doesn’t hover, a hoverboard.

I would suggest this test:

This is why Texas needs to legalize weed. There are a number of things I need to prove are possible to do while high.

Who fucking coined these as “hoverboards”? That person needs to be kicked in the balls or ovaries.

I remember, prior to the boards being marketed to a wider audience, seeing a gentleman rolling into a marijuana dispensary having no problem with it. If a person can maintain a regular intake of pot can handle them, then I don't know what to say.

Twitter is free, they would need to pay by the letter for the paper...

The big difference is that skateboards are cool....

THAT is a product I would buy, because I reward honesty in marketing.

That’s why I refer to them by they’re other name, “wheelie boards.”

I’m also excited for the upcoming wave of “Hoverboard Crash Compliation” videos.

They also shot their eyes out.

Ya I mean, its clearly “Face Me Sister!”

it’s clear as day he say “fuck me! cumsies!”

I’m still sticking by the Siblings theory from the EU...

That doesn’t even sound remotely like “cousin.” People are crazy.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.