She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

That was the saddest game in NFL history.

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

what would we do without our oracles and sages, who tell us what matters in our life and what doesn’t. you give meaning to the meaningless

If you find yourself looking up secret Netflix cheat codes, it’s time to reevaluate your life.

It is.
Sounds like you had some issues at one point.

That's blatantly untrue. Titans Quest had lost of numbers to back how piracy was detrimental. As did CD Project read if you watch their documentary. Piracy is criminal and detrimental and your kind of. A bad person for doing it, if you do it.

I enjoy this digital arms race. Piracy is a scourge on the economy of video games.

“Why don’t you come with me girl”
“On a magic carpet ride!”

Dubai is seriously exactly what would have happened if someone had given 13 year old me and my friends unlimited money and a big patch of empty land.

“Let drive Ferraris everywhere and make super tall buildings and make our own islands and air conditioned beaches and give firefighters jetpacks!”

“Yeah, and no girls…

Pardon, fair maiden, I’m hoping you will
Attend my abode for some Netflix & chill.

Yeah maybe I’m a big dumb idiot but this video deals with defogging. Defrosting, which I deal with daily for several months up here in the north, definitely doesn’t work this way.

My experience, the best way to defrost your windshield is to start driving right away while you can’t see anything. Roll your window down…

Can you come by and push my clutch in every morning? It’ll just take a second.

As long as we’re throwing money at the problem, why not just go for the heated attached garage? Works wonders for me.

Look at you, Uncle Pennybags

8 year olds are pretty articulate. That’s about the age where the switch away from toddler speak happens.

I’ve been trying to find a Rey action figure (preferably Black Series, 4 inch) to put next to my Black Series Finn. It’s pretty much impossible. She’s available on Amazon, but I’m not paying $45 for a $10 figure. Maybe $15... $20 on a good day.

Random TIE pilot, the TRUE main character of the film.