Looked good to me.

Ya I mean, its clearly “Face Me Sister!”

it’s clear as day he say “fuck me! cumsies!”

I’m still sticking by the Siblings theory from the EU...

That doesn’t even sound remotely like “cousin.” People are crazy.

Don’t smartphones have the option to automatically record in landscape mode, regardless of which way the user holds the phone? It’s just more comfortable to hold the phone vertically.

Only got to keep half? Screw that, in America we would sue for the whole thing plus pain and suffering.

Oh God, just die already.

*Starts having flashbacks of watching Umaru*

Didint someone die on a bridge during Iron Man or one of those marvel hero films, just a few years ago?

kind of a shitty logical fallacy you’re making. life is dangerous. i can make a logical fallacy too!!! farmers need to stop farming because of how dangerous their job is. nothing is worth the life of a person. NOTHING!!

And yet somehow, it was still the best and most memorable thing about that dumpster fire of a movie.

How the podracing scene should have gone.

Serious question. Why is access to tattooing so prevalent in jail systems? Seems like it’d fall under some kind of contraband line of thinking.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

Mazda CX7? He would have been better off with a Ford Escape.

Meth: Check

The ABCs didn’t include seatbelts and I like the comparison of the married couple fighting, alluding to a cock fight! Was this the time period the politicians are talking about ‘making America great again’? It looks fucking scary.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.