Kids today lack resiliency.

$18K is not aimed at younger guys

Made in Chi-oh fuck it

Now do shawarma restaurants, U.K.

Here’s an exercise for your engineers that you might find useful:

Pour one out for Splinter, I guess.

BRB, going to try and get #imwithher trending

Because he released the transcript of the call in question?

This would all be much more dramatic if Trump hadn’t already released the transcript of his call.

That’s...worrisome. Well, maybe they’re ditching the weird new HUD color scheme and going back to the last game’s more subdued design.

“We’ve got him now!”

No, it’s more like a bunch of liberal urban enclaves without power or running water.

I’m not certain who you’re arguing with, but I don’t think it’s me.

Um...what are you talking about?

To someone shooting at you? Yeah, there’s a historical precedent for success there.

OK, but if you’re worried about civil war, firearms are still marginally more useful than hot internet takedowns.

1. There’s no mechanism for Trump to use to keep a hold on the Oval Office if he decides to stay. The Secret Service will just politely ask him to leave, then less politely ask him to leave. Stop panicking.

You guys really don’t understand forgiveness, do you?

Yeah, it’s totes Trump’s fault that Biden let his son use the vice-presidency to enrich himself.

Saying that Trump should be impeached for calling out blatant corruption in his opponent is a pretty hot take.