Do you have any evidence of this “almost certainly?”

There aren’t any loot boxes homie

It’s a single player game, and all they do is get you the upgrades early. Don’t want them, don’t get them. It’s simple.

Let’s just focus on making a good movie first

I did the same thing, I’m so mad! Now I only use it for dishes that are one-pan, stay-on-the-top-of-the-stove recipes. I’m glad to have something large for when I need it, but I’ll have to get another smaller one to save my hands.

“What should I do if I suspect a restaurant gave me food poisoning?”

Like many folks, I too, used to set cold bacon in a hot pan. I learned the cold pan technique and it definitely changed my bacon game.  If I have time, I also let my bacon sit out about 20-30 minutes before cooking.

In the south, you should buy “Country ribs” for this. 

davesaddiction up there has you covered. Exactly what he said is exactly what I was going to say. If you’re using something other than a non-stick pan, wee tasty bits of bacon stick, then the eggs tossed in on top cling to those and won’t ever let go. If a paper towel isn’t enough to get that out, you can throw a bit…

Pictures look a bit staged. There’s a brand new snowblower between the cars, with no way to get it in or out without moving the cars (or the dressers that are clearly blocking its way).

Is the issue the eggs ending up welded to the pan, or something else?

I’m guessing you’re using too much grease, or too hot a temperature. One thing I do sometimes is, after the bacon is done, pour off all the grease, do a quick wipe of the pan with a paper towel to get rid of the burnt bits, and then spoon back some clean grease in the pan for the eggs. 

Since Kotaku isn’t covering the new trailer(s) for some reason:

Yes? I don’t know why people act t as if they’re some no name bands. They’ve had a lot of hits recently.

I’m not cool enough for that.  I deleted my own idiotic comment that was stupid.

Your next assignment, if you choose to accept it.

It’s dumb and I hate it.

alright so I unfollow the other one?

Now that’s a slow play.

Yea they gather all their piss and shit and dump it in parking lots in Reno. Very responsible!