For the sake of the women of Indianapolis and Brookyln, I hope he keeps it on the court.

V. Stiviano must've known she'd be a defendant when she chose her name.

the only color that mattered was green.

"Here's two billion dollars. Take THAT, you racist bastard!"

That's going to buy one huge fucking plantation.

Slow clap.

Well, he did warn everyone what happens when he runs out of bubble gum.

His lawyer indicated that he will be pleading guilty of knowing how to party.

He the pulled out his controller and typed "O, X, L1, O, O, L1, O, R1, R2, L2, L1, L1" and flew away in his helicopter.

Dunk ninja, dunk ninja, dunk!

COME AT ME BRO!

"This is not a fair representation of the calves of a true New Balance fan."

C'mon Remy, it's not like Escobar murdered someone.

I'm a sox guy, but Remy can go fuck himself.

this stuff is so dumb. If you don't want him to steal third, then throw him out. If you don't throw him out, don't act like a fucking baby.

Yup, I'm sure a perennial all star, two time champion and gold medalist would be sitting on the bench if his contract wasn't so big.

This T.I. does not compute

Hmm, seems like a good idea to try and punch out of the greatest boxers ever.